" wake and bake "

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1: Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

  * e.g.,  ... "Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!" 

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1: Toking up right after you wake up.

  * e.g.,  ... Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake? 

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1: The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

  * e.g.,  ... - "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?" 

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1: By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it. 

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2: Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.

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1: The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.

  * e.g.,  ... "I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!" 

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2: Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

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1: A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work." 

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1: wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

  * e.g.,  ... chelsea: hows your morning? 

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1: Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can

  * e.g.,  ... C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today. 

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2: smoke a few hits, before entering the new day

  * e.g.,  ... He fell over as he tried to get out of bed. 

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3: in a totally smashed state.

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1: The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

  * e.g.,  ... - "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?" 

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1: Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

  * e.g.,  ... Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.